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To spadge - verb of the word spadge.

The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".

"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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To spadge one off; spadging one off.

To aggressively masturbate.

"He just spends all day spadging one off".
"He just spends all day spadging one off".
by Sauce_Monkey October 02, 2020
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