"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"

"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."

"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"

"Have you seen that pic of Paris Hilton getting out of the car with her spadge out?"

Spadge of honour.

As a name, any example is acceptable, so "Hi Spadge"

Oh no! some spadge has leaked in my pants!