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That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.
"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "
by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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