1.) A seaside town in South East England, home of the largest pier in the World (despite Brighton's pitiful attempts to burn it down, jealous bastards.)
2.) Where the Londoners from 'Eastenders' go on holiday.. Often pronounced "Sah-fend"
3.) Living hell.
2.) Where the Londoners from 'Eastenders' go on holiday.. Often pronounced "Sah-fend"
3.) Living hell.
by pscarlet March 29, 2009
Otherwise known as Southend-on-Sea. Chavtown. Chav-ville. Chav central. A town in a muddy corner of south Essex that is full of chavvy mob-mentality dumb trend-following cunts who wear prison inmate haircuts, think they're hard and drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes and take drugs. The girls are fake-tanned, pierced and caked in 10 tons of makeup and have a yappy, retarded accent.
Some statistics about the town:
• Southend Borough Council was criticised as one of the worst financially managed local authorities in England by the Audit Commission report for 2006/7, one of three to gain only one of four stars, the others being Liverpool and the Isles of Scilly. Areas of criticism were the use of consultants and the spending of £3.5 million on taxis during the 2006/7 financial year.
• Southend is the seventh most densely populated area in the United Kingdom outside of the London Boroughs, with 38.8 people per hectare compared to a national average of 3.77.
• Southend has the highest percentage of residents receiving housing benefit (19%) and the third highest percentage of residents receiving council tax benefit in Essex.
• Wages for jobs based in Southend were the second lowest among UK cities in 2015.
• Save the Children's research data shows that for 2008–09, Southend had 4,000 children living in poverty, a rate of 12%, the same as Thurrock, but above the 11% child poverty rate of the rest of Essex. The poverty rate of the UK is 7.8%.
Some statistics about the town:
• Southend Borough Council was criticised as one of the worst financially managed local authorities in England by the Audit Commission report for 2006/7, one of three to gain only one of four stars, the others being Liverpool and the Isles of Scilly. Areas of criticism were the use of consultants and the spending of £3.5 million on taxis during the 2006/7 financial year.
• Southend is the seventh most densely populated area in the United Kingdom outside of the London Boroughs, with 38.8 people per hectare compared to a national average of 3.77.
• Southend has the highest percentage of residents receiving housing benefit (19%) and the third highest percentage of residents receiving council tax benefit in Essex.
• Wages for jobs based in Southend were the second lowest among UK cities in 2015.
• Save the Children's research data shows that for 2008–09, Southend had 4,000 children living in poverty, a rate of 12%, the same as Thurrock, but above the 11% child poverty rate of the rest of Essex. The poverty rate of the UK is 7.8%.
Welcome to Southend, home of the chavs and dumb cunts who can't spell 'Asia' or 'decision', don't know what sensationalism, arteries or parentheses are, don't know what a brewery, a grocery, genocide or pop culture is, don't know how semicolons work, don't know that 'rational 'and 'rationale' are two different words, wonder why there's no opposite word to inflation not knowing that deflation exists, don't know horizontal from vertical, don't believe that humans breathe out carbon dioxide, struggle to understand how people can know that DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid, use 'es' instead of apostrophe s, struggle to say 'conglomerate', 'strategic', 'innovate' and 'technological' and don't know that 'retardant' is a word. (All true stories, distressingly.)
by KillAllSlutsAndChavs March 21, 2017
by Southend124 May 25, 2019
Southend - Voted Number 1 holiday destination for tramps at the annual homeless awards
Southend on sea - pronounced (Saafend) by natives, is the original home for cult gangs such as the 'Pol Pack', 'AOB (Army Of Blue) and newer factions such as '12 Block'.
The schools are all pretty shit and reek of special measures and if you are meant to be on lockdown because of a deadly virus that is infecting the whole world, then come to our beaches. it
It doesn't matter if you're from southend or not. Nobody has to social distance. Apparently everybody is either immune or can't afford a newspaper let alone a television set to watch the news. Either of those reasons or everyone is as thick as dog shit. Probably the latter.
If you have at least 2 different 'baby mums', a failed rap career, sell drugs or have been to prison then look no further for love as women will fall at your feet in southend.
Southend on sea - pronounced (Saafend) by natives, is the original home for cult gangs such as the 'Pol Pack', 'AOB (Army Of Blue) and newer factions such as '12 Block'.
The schools are all pretty shit and reek of special measures and if you are meant to be on lockdown because of a deadly virus that is infecting the whole world, then come to our beaches. it
It doesn't matter if you're from southend or not. Nobody has to social distance. Apparently everybody is either immune or can't afford a newspaper let alone a television set to watch the news. Either of those reasons or everyone is as thick as dog shit. Probably the latter.
If you have at least 2 different 'baby mums', a failed rap career, sell drugs or have been to prison then look no further for love as women will fall at your feet in southend.
by Southend Historical Facts Find May 27, 2020
a shit hole full of shitty people, shitty shops and shitty schools. its also full of drug dealers and psychos so if ur willing to die , come here yay lol. the only good thing is the town and adventure island. yeh ok lol
by iaminisis February 12, 2018
The hardest,bloodiest part of Southend, the hardest hood in Southeast Littlerock,Arkansas.. If your thinking about going ,dont.
Guy1:Aye, let's go to Southend projects bruh.
Guy2:Hell nah they catching nothing but body's out there, count me out!
Guy2:Hell nah they catching nothing but body's out there, count me out!
by 10kkiddtharealist January 29, 2017
by Not Ghengis Khan December 23, 2018