A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.