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One of the oldest schools in hick-town Johnston County, where the kids are sluts who practice incest and the teachers have criminal records. This was the last high school in Johnston County to become integrated, which doesn't surprise most of their students. Despite all of it's flaws, this school is considered the best out of every other high school in this county. It's rival is the one and only Nazi-based school, West Johnston High School. The ways to get an absence excused here are with doctor notes, court notes, or if you were working on the farm with your brother/fiancée. This, I shit you not.
Son, c'mon, our work here on this ol' farm's dun and over with. We gotta go to South Johnston High School now, hey, pass me yer math homework, I didn't finish mine yet. Oh never mind, I'll just copy it when we get to class.
by MadamCadaver March 23, 2011
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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