Largest of New Zealand's three main islands, known colloquially as "The Mainland". It lies between the North Island, a small overcrowded crime-ridden mishapen blob of muddy rock also called the "Pig Island", and Stewart Island, the nuggety wee island of hard-case good types (about the same size and shape as Tenerife) which hangs off the bottom of NZ.
The South Island is approximately 1000km long and 250km wide and has a population of just over 1 million.
The South Island is home to New Zealand's best scenery, skiing, mountains, lakes, rivers, hunting, fishing, 4WD tracks, empty highways, and all the other great things that make the men of a country truly manly.
It also has all New Zealand's best beer (Speight's, Monteiths, and Canterbury Draught), tastiest steak, and most gorgeous women.
The South Island is approximately 1000km long and 250km wide and has a population of just over 1 million.
The South Island is home to New Zealand's best scenery, skiing, mountains, lakes, rivers, hunting, fishing, 4WD tracks, empty highways, and all the other great things that make the men of a country truly manly.
It also has all New Zealand's best beer (Speight's, Monteiths, and Canterbury Draught), tastiest steak, and most gorgeous women.
Smoking hot millionairess foreign super model: "I see that even for a New Zealander, you're incredibly manly, hunky, and rugged, but also funny, and sensitive in the old-fashioned non-gay way."
Average South Island bloke: "Well yeah, I'm from the South Island."
Foreign etc: (swoons) "Take me to your island paradise and let me have your babies!"
SI guy (checks out her superb rack): "Well, maybe. Can you cook?"
Average South Island bloke: "Well yeah, I'm from the South Island."
Foreign etc: (swoons) "Take me to your island paradise and let me have your babies!"
SI guy (checks out her superb rack): "Well, maybe. Can you cook?"
by Flash the Squirrel February 21, 2011
My South Island Cherry is a bit ripe after that curry.
Keen to get my South Island cherry popped at PRIDE Week
Keen to get my South Island cherry popped at PRIDE Week
by Thurston Harde April 13, 2021
by Spanners May 09, 2005
Texas' premier party place. The home of boobs, beer, and beach. The ultimate spring break destination for all college alcoholics.
by whatdidyouexpect August 27, 2008
by JOHNSON October 17, 2003
I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.
This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
by Im Uncle Sticky November 15, 2014
A British overseas territory in the southern part of the Atlantic ocean above Antarctica, and to the right of South America,
it is rumoured to have a population of 0 but it has a higher chance that it inhibits an estimated population of ≤30 people, whereas its neighbour Falklands has about 3400 as of 2017 and its mini island neighbours having about 10 people on it (mainly researchers and scientists).
South Georgia is also mainly popular for its whaling stations, which kills and sells wales, mainly the Leith harbour whaling station which is now abandoned had started operating in 1909 and ended in 1965 took about an estimate of 50,000 wales making it the highest production whaling station during that time, most whaling stations on the island were destroyed by german raiders.
Its animals consist of many species of fish and have a lot of penguins who come to visit the island which are from the Antarctic, as said earlier whales are also were a main part to the island in the 1900's and also have a large amount of insects that inhabit the island
The economy and GDP is yet unknown to the public but South Georgia's landscape mainly consists of snowy mountains, small islands and only a small amount of towns, mainly being Grytviken with 2/3 of the islands population, also being the islands capital.
The average temperature is about 1.7 degrees Celsius and snows from June to November.
it is rumoured to have a population of 0 but it has a higher chance that it inhibits an estimated population of ≤30 people, whereas its neighbour Falklands has about 3400 as of 2017 and its mini island neighbours having about 10 people on it (mainly researchers and scientists).
South Georgia is also mainly popular for its whaling stations, which kills and sells wales, mainly the Leith harbour whaling station which is now abandoned had started operating in 1909 and ended in 1965 took about an estimate of 50,000 wales making it the highest production whaling station during that time, most whaling stations on the island were destroyed by german raiders.
Its animals consist of many species of fish and have a lot of penguins who come to visit the island which are from the Antarctic, as said earlier whales are also were a main part to the island in the 1900's and also have a large amount of insects that inhabit the island
The economy and GDP is yet unknown to the public but South Georgia's landscape mainly consists of snowy mountains, small islands and only a small amount of towns, mainly being Grytviken with 2/3 of the islands population, also being the islands capital.
The average temperature is about 1.7 degrees Celsius and snows from June to November.
National Documentary: "South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands is a British territory with many species of fish and penguins."
Person: "My great grandfather, who was a Scotsman, used to do whaling on South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands."
Person: "My great grandfather, who was a Scotsman, used to do whaling on South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands."
by catfish (redunite) October 29, 2017