When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

A term for a woman's nasty vagina.

Someone you start dating that seemed to be bad but turns out they are sweet.

a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.