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Sour Patch Momma
A wealthy
older woman
that provides a monetary
allowance
in exchange for eating her
rancid
twat.
"
Holly
asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $
500
a week and buy me a
Popeye's Chicken
Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
by
affluent geoffrey
September 16, 2019
Get a
Sour Patch Momma
mug for your fish Beatrix.