a really sad, clown looking wannabe rapper from the (he misrepresents) south. who primarily sings for kids 16 and under who (like him) are wannabes. who should not be singing at all even in his mom's own bathtub. how he dresses and sings. don't to pay close attention to his lyrics. they are utterly senseless and stupid from the very beginning. a poser at its finest. whoever writes his songs shouldn't get even a quarter for them. if he writes them himself... poor kid.. really... that's sad.
kid: crank dat soulja boy!!! (singing)

older brother: stands up slaps younger kid in the mouth.

kid: starts crying and asks why u hit me.. umma tell dad

older brother: don't let me catch you singing that gay-ass shit again, go tell dad... he'll do the same.
by artwizi March 27, 2008
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Horrible, Horrible muscian who i refuse to call a rapper since he does very little rapping in his music. Relies heavily on his choruses. He is all about the auto tune and not about real hip hop.
Soulja Boi is not real hip hop.
by DJ RIDICUOUS July 28, 2009
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the best rapper alive actually hes not hes the worst rapper that ever lived and the wanna be rapper who single handedly killed hip hop a person who makes crappy music such as crank dat yahhh soulja girl when he is a soulja girl himself
person1:hey do u know soulja boy?

person2:oh the one who makes bull shit music like crank dat?
by Somebody you dont know July 10, 2008
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a guy who doesn't know how to speak proper english and needs to go to school more often.
person1: soulja boy Wat me crank it wat me roll
person2: dude wtf are u sayin
by Aiden_Banks November 07, 2007
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an illiterate being with a speech disorder

soulja boy up in dis hoe.....wtf?!!!
"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"
by Hajer November 22, 2007
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Someone you won't understand for quite some time.
"Watch me crank dat soulja boyyyy. YUUUUUUU."
"Good for you."
by Ayeedrian October 15, 2007
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A small homosexual boy from the inner city who has gained popularity in the hip hop world for his stand on gay sex and life partners,he enjoys being on the end of a crackpipe, getting and giving oral sex to other colorerds,habbits include shaving legs,back,arms, and eyebrows,also dancing like he is on crack and ruining music.
no one makes me skeet like da soulja boy

dat soulja boy be all on my dick.
by alexhate June 26, 2008
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