(n.) One who accomplishes nothing throughout the day other than sitting on the couch, eat food, sleep, and other such redundant activities.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The act of taking a "Shit on the Clock" when punched in and earning an hourly wage.

An unpleasant, strange, or unwanted foreign substance. Can also be used as a verb- Sotches, sotching, sotched.

Better version of the word sausage.