Urban Dictionary: Sosige

Inability to correctly spell sausage.
Used as a term for a stupid person, particularly those from Cumbria.

"Can you find books in the library?"
"Oh my god you absolute sosige!"

by Sosigis Are Tasty October 26, 2011

A usual name of a dog. The bestist friend you can have!! You share everything. The nicest person ever!!

I trust her, she’s a Sosige

by JeffBum November 26, 2017

A bunghole word that Gordon Ramsay uses to roast noob chef's

Gordan Ramsay: is this what u call a fucking pancake u sosig

by My pee pee itch April 16, 2019

What Gordon Ramsley says after a child achieves something in their life.

Kid: I got 100% on my math test.

Gordon: Great, I award you a sosig.

Kid: A what?

Gordon: JUST GO COOK ME A PIECE OF CRAP YOU DING DONG!!!!

by Suck my piano June 23, 2019

an absolutely dank majestic creature that you should bow down to

by NubshooterHimself March 07, 2017

The way an utter moron spells sausage.

I'd love a sosig sandwich but I'm so thick I don't know how to make one.

by Granularity March 01, 2019

stick your fat sosig in the shagger vagger phil

prince Phillip went and slipped out a sosig and it’s going for 1.99, what a bar gain you fat pig

by shaggyvaggie August 26, 2019