An interchangable nickname for an extremley lazy person that lays around all day smoking pot, and randomly starts irrelevant, one sided conversations with you because he's so stoned that it seems like great opportunitie to fluff his ego. These conversations typically start off with "Oh, man, I told you right....(continues to tell you whats on his mind at the moment, even though you don't care because he told you the same pointless shit yesterday)."

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed