I wear a Soobi to bed every night to keep my chest looking young.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

person 1:" man I like him, he's funny and smart at the same time."
person 2:"yeah, but I wish he could be confident in himself."
person 1: yeah, he's a soobi, or at least acts like one."