Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes are Soap Shoes. They first appeared in Sonic Adventure 2. The reason of their inclusion was to advertise the Soap brand at the time. And because of the grinding mechanic. Sonic wears them. They later appeared in Sonic Forces, as an unlockable item for the Avatar.

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.

When you slap an add so hard it creates an echo heard throughout the room

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

(noun:) The act of taking your index and middle finger together and shoving it directly at another's clothed anal hole causing them pain, Or pleasure in some cases.

A sexual pleasure only endused by the touching to ones clitoris by ones fingertips

A being who has ascended to a level that all other sonic OC's can only dream of achieving. Sonic the handhog was conceived through the highest IQ that could only be attained through consuming the media known as Rick and Morty meeting the most simple minded neanderthal who cannot formulate a proper sentence. He is perfection incarnate.