There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
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basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
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Sonic “Noriaki” Hedgehog is Sonic The Hedgehog but way cooler and has a bunch of cool powers and shit, you can find the account on twitter (@SpeedySonicMan) His arch rival is Gohan (@StrongGohan) and his favourite food is Chilli Dogs.
“Sonic “Noriaki” Hedgehog... What a pleasant surprise to see you here... another ant to crush...”
by DoodleIsPog October 24, 2020
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