Someone who listens to shit music
“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”
by CheeksMagee June 05, 2019
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A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.
Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.
by çmébort November 17, 2013
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song
by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016
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Music that enhances sexual intercourse.
We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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