1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)The water that splashes on your ass from the toilet when you poo.

4)See also Vegetasan

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)See also Vegetasan