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The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.
Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
by Buster Miller July 07, 2014
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
Tom Daley, #SOMF
by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012
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Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.
Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?
by rimits January 24, 2009
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abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"

SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person

Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
SOMF BITCH!!!


by purple dream November 18, 2008
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Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."
Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
by Junnamod January 18, 2021
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