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A word you have looked up on urban dictionary because you were bored.
I'm going to look up something because I'm bored.....
by Alex_Awesomeness June 09, 2019
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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why are you reading this? do you not know what something is? are you stupid? so stop what your reading and get to work you lazy person.

still reading i see WELL NOT ON MY WATCH!

why are you still scrolling?

your wasting your time

ok im done

HA YOU TOUGHT

ok now im done
something is something
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What is left over after wrapping both hand around your erect cock. Thats something; either you have it or you don't.
"I have something, about an inch in-a-half of something. Wanta see it?" I asked with a grin.
"What is it?" she replied.
Now she has a restaining order against me. All cause of alittle something.
by The JerkMeister May 17, 2008
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Some-thing. Very simple, really. The name says it all.
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
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an indescribable level of recognition, one that is innately understood between two people.
We're something, eh?
by Yueaahhh.. June 01, 2010
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