The small town in Connecticut where there is not much to do but hang out with friends. there is a lot of drama revolving around the high school anywhere from teacher teacher lesbian love to the classic teen girl drama. but if you come to somers be careful you may be stalked by Tyler J.

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

A town in CT where there is nothing to do but cause trouble, being a small town all the people that live there base there lives off of drama, the high school kids love it, even the college kids. If you have been to Somers you also must know "Layla" she is the town well you can figure it out, Lets just say she makes boys very happy. haha