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A girl whose parents didn't know how to spell Summer. A complete bitch. A moron who doesn't know her way and is annoying. She thinks that she's ahead of anyone, but really she's not. She's pathetic and she likes to bring up shit from long ago. She constantly harasses people over and over and has no disregard for herself or others. She's the reason why people think about the worst. She's a bully to all of those around her and takes advantage of those who want to help her. Watch out because she's a snake and will stab you behind the back when you're not looking.
Daniel: Hey, what have you been up to?
Mike: Talking to Somer. She's really sweet-
Daniel: Excuse me? Somer? She's a fucking bitch. Be careful dude, she would stab ya behind the back.
Mike: Seriously? I had a notion that she could have been a bitch. Thanks for the heads up bro.
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by yellowthello July 18, 2018
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somer, a different way to spell summer. somer is better than summer. all summers are cunts. somers are better. they are very unique and complex. they can be very chill and laid back or bubbly and up beat. she might have mental illnesses, but it adds character. she doesnt use it as a personality trait like tiktok bitches do. shes perfect. she probably has long blonde hair and light colored eyes.
haters: i dont like somer
me: cuz ur gay as fuck
by 1234567890aubrey April 08, 2021
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Bro I heard you went to Somers last night, did you have to use the anal loophole for those Christian girls.
by The Wizard Inducer October 22, 2020
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