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French for beautiful summer. Somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. Somer's are very unique and extremely gorgeous.
She should be a somer!
by mjosswald August 28, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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/suh•mer/ Not to be confused with that blonde cunt, Summer. What we have here is a total sweetheart. Don't call her that though, because she wants people to know she's tough as nails. She may be a bit ditzy at times but make no mistake, she's a closet brainiac. Feed her often and shower her with big hugs. Somer is the sunshine that can light up even the darkest of your days!
Why in the bloody fuck is it so bright in here? Oh, Somer just walked in.
by Beadyeyedbuttchugger October 28, 2020
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a place with nothing to do but drink and smoke. half the kids are always sitting around at home and the other half are to fucked up to do anything. its probably to small to find on a map...
yo we should do suttin.
whats there to do in somers?
nothing.
ight lets get fucked up
by smuhhhhj August 22, 2009
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A twirling, long river in England, but also stands for a strong rush, and only slows down to help the ones she cares most about. Somers are outgoing, strange, and normally blonde. Rare cases show differently. Somers had the power to give advise and the power to break down and cry. But no matter what Somers have the power to make you laugh, almost everytime. They have there days where they are down and they have thier days to be beautiful.
Edward: Okay. So this random came up and talked to me today.
Alex: Somer?
Edward: How'd you know???
Alex: That's just Somer.
by Alexa Grayer May 14, 2009
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A pretty boring town in Westchester county where everyone where’s vineyard vines. Most people have juuls and go to the Friday night football games. White girls take pics of there drinks at Bobos cafe or photoshop pics of themselves at their pools. Everyone goes on good vacations and complains about how horrible their life is as an kid living in Westchester. Girls always have acrylic nails, expensive clothes, highlights in their hair, and spray tans. In the summer, King Kone is the main spot the be.
Oh your from Somers? Got any juul pods?
by I don’t f care August 30, 2018
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a small boring place in connecticut where there is nothing to do. the best place to go is dunkin donuts. theres tons of pizza places but nothing else. all the kids a either snobs or potheads.
holy crap somers is soo boring
by raaaaaaaa April 09, 2007
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