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ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED. SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD. WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING, FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN. YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB. SO MUCH TO SEE, SO MUCH TO DO, NOTHING WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS. YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO, YOU NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW. HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY, HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR, GETTHE SHOW ON, GET PAID, AND ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD, ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD. IT'S A COLD PLACE, THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER
I'm too lazy to make the rest of the song...
I'm too lazy to make the rest of the song...
by Boneless Ass-Whooping July 01, 2017
Aug 1 Word of the Day
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
2
Once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
Somebody once told me...
by EthanTheRapper June 30, 2017
4
A person who
1.) didn't read that defenition, as it would probably permanently lower my IQ.
2.) Is still laughing at you.
1.) didn't read that defenition, as it would probably permanently lower my IQ.
2.) Is still laughing at you.
by Somebody July 17, 2003