This is a very special act that can only be done with a correct and precise possess, it's not easy. But is this sounds interesting than here are the instructions:
(note: you need a fairly large penis for best results)
Step 1. Have unprotected sex with any black women and basically get her pregnant.
Step 2. wait until the third trimester of the pregnancy (maybe even late in the second trimester)
Step 3. Violently and ferociously begin to ram your penis into the vagina, so hard in fact that you severely damage the babies outer appearance. If you don't happen to have a monster penis, then attach something to the front.
Step 4. Finish by ejaculating as you scream "Look at me, I am the captain now!" make sure to look her in the eyes.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.