A being of unimaginable reckoning.

Is known to be intimidatingly hairy.
Tends to be profoundly loud.

These sort of people also get too into video games.

Go crazy for technically wet beings.
Cannot enjoy the small things in life without pointing out the stupidity of it, at times.

Tall and solid.

Funny.
Trusting.
And again...LOUD.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

doing something that is often dumb or funny.