soh-lahr-teyd - verb - past participle of solarte

To become the victim of an indiscriminate viper disguised as a Colombian in a pink hard hat who sets up and then promptly takes down even the most secure of sentient beings with demoralizing, life-ending, backhanded complements.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy