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Top definition
Soil Bandit
(Noun) A person too
poor
or intelligent to pay for
dirt
, a common city
problem
.
Derek and
Leyanna
were too drunk and poor to buy
potting
soil so they became soil
bandits
by
Pabst Pandas
March 26, 2010
Get a
Soil Bandit
mug for your bunkmate Abdul.