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Sohum is the epitome of greatness. Everyone loves a Sohum.
Guy 1: Why does no one like me?
Guy 2: cuz you're not like Sohum. Everybody loves Sohum.
by BallerBB October 12, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A guy who acts dumb but on the inside is like Einstein. He has a higher IQ than you. He is young and smart and knows everything.
Bro Sohum got a 100 on the math test! He is so smart!

Dang! Sohum is so smart!
by BBBBBBOIIIIII November 16, 2018
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A silly boy who is capable of very foolish behavior; a lord of all douchebags; good at spelling
Wow, my history teacher is such a sohum. He failed me because i didn't spell Napoleon right.
by fancy pants October 27, 2012
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Sohum is the name for one of the biggest douchebags in the whole world. He is void of any feelings for his fellow man...It is best to stay away from Sohum otherwise you risk catching his apathy. He doesn't mean anything he says and keeps a fake group of friends around him. Allover, he's an asshole.
Example 1:

Girl 1: That boy is so cute!
Girl 2: Stay away from him, he's a Sohum.
Girl 1: Ewww what an asshole. He's going to be alone forever.

Example 2:

Guy: Dude, why are you being such a Sohum?
by Fuckingblunt November 26, 2010
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An absolute bitch. A person with a small dick. Someone who nobody likes because he is such a try hard to getting people to like him. Someone with the trashest hair ever.
Wow, he such a Sohum, so weird and stupid.
by MMSisBEST December 09, 2016
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