When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.