When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

origin: an actual baked bread roll that is filled with meat, vegetables, etc.. much like a hot pocket. The sauce or meat juices soak out to the bread making it soggy and hard to eat/handle.

Slang: used to describe anything wet, nasty, funky, messy, gross.