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1. A bloke that cannot get his johnson hard, in any situation, on any given night.

2. Limp-dick syndrome, a rare but harsh condition.

3. Andrew Tolhurst.
Person 1: 'I just couldn't get hard for her'

Person 2: 'Thats such a softhurst'
by ABlokeNamedCampo. December 08, 2010
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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