The act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the penis fails to harden. Resulting in a fistful of limp penis flesh.
by St.Phillips the thirteenth May 24, 2011
When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee
by Jono0120 December 08, 2010
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005
When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine
by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011
Ashley showed me her thong, but later she was giving me a softee when she fell asleep.
The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.
The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.
by thefort June 02, 2007