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1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.
Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Soft Cock is a alternate version of calling someone a pussy and its used by the Australian YouTuber "Lazarbeam"
He cant even chug a drink what a soft cock its like he isn't even a man
by Steryeotypical Canadian November 06, 2018
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A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.
The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.
by Beechmere May 23, 2006
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Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity
Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock
by jigsaw666 April 08, 2008
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One who is constantly subdued by his partner/wife/fiance to the point where he has no identity of his own, rather just a puppet that she speaks through.
"Geez.. his at home cuddling up to her again"
"Yeah, Sam's such a softcock"
by Dan Wilder March 19, 2008
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man who cant get a hard on, therefore is a useless cunt, useless cunt therefore being a softcock, softcock can descibe someone who cant or wont do something whatever that might be
my mate could,nt change the tyre on his car, fucking softcock
by dirtbox July 24, 2006
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