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A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.
I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.
by Apocellipse August 23, 2014
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.
Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade
by DogStreet_ December 16, 2015
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