A soft lad in the "scouse" dialect of Liverpool, England is someone who is "soft in the head" or slow-witted.
Jim Royle: How would you know, soft lad?

Antony Royle: Dad, I'm 15.
by UKMikey March 21, 2012
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Something commonly said when someone sees something happy and wholesome. Often times said things will evoke strong feelings of happiness. Someone who's feeling soft may feel like being nice to people or making cute content. Basically someone who's feeling soft feels like throwing uwus everywhere.
P1: "I'm soft after seeing that video of military parents seeing their children"
P2: "Yeah, that was so wholesome"
by 10000beez May 28, 2019
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The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.
"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes." - Detective Bunk, from The Wire
by sn1083 January 18, 2009
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Lexi was really disappointed when she realized her boyfriend was a soft chud.
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A mix between a Soft girl and an Egirl. Wears clothes in a intense childish style(darker clothes in a childish fashion). Uses darker eyeshadow and other makeup. Can be found listening to Alternative/Indie music.
Girl1: Why does she wear the grumpy sweater AND skull tights?
Girl2: Oh, didn't you know? She's a Soft EGirl
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is a phrase commonly used to refer to the feelings you get towards something of appeal. It is a common phrase among pop culture *ie kpop, army/armies, and other fandoms.
example: Jeon Jungkook is so cute and squishy, I'm soft *or I'm soft for him/her
by rapmonnie_kookie December 01, 2017
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An over 20 year old white guy that thinks he's the master of the universe but could get beat down by a fourth grader. Usually seen drinking a latte, wearing yuppie clothes and driving an audi, lexus, etc. Usually seen around trendy hot spots. They usually travel in groups of five or six for protection, albeit with a smug look on their faces. Becomes beligerent when drunk - can't handle a drink - but backs down when physical violence is imminent.
"This whole town is filled with soft whiteys."
by Black Domino February 28, 2009
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