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Not to be mistaken for little or small dick energy, Soft Dick Energy presents when someone actually has the tools for a happy and successful life (including good sex), but is too lazy or unable for a myriad of reasons to use said tools in a satisfactory manor.
He had such big dick energy, post break up he’s on constant benders, no sleep, and it’s making him ooze soft dick energy. Now he’s a walking disappointment.
by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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