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A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.
I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.
by Apocellipse August 23, 2014
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.
Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade
by DogStreet_ December 16, 2015
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When a woman masturbates with her hand
Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.
by J$honey August 15, 2021
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