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A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.
I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.
by Apocellipse August 23, 2014
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.
Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade
by DogStreet_ December 16, 2015
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