A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.

A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.