Can you hand me the sodastream

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

It's Friday evening and I'm going home to have a SodaStream.

I drank four SodaStreams last night.

I poured a whole bottle of SodaStream over her head.

She was being a real karen so when she left her starbucks drink unatended i gave it the ol soda stream