A thirteen y/o virgin who has never kissed a girl, or even had sex. He lives in Pakistan and has a two inch penis, if you are interested in this hunk of man please visit:
Twitch.tv/sodapoppin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Sodapoppin, a popular twitch streamer who usually played World of Warcraft, starting tons of memes within his community on this game such as "PYAHH!!!!" as well as "Use the shovel chance!" Which he then turned to variety streaming with games such as H1Z1, with soon to be a beloved streamer, GreekGodx (Leader of the GGX Gang) trying to leech off Sodapoppin.

Sodapoppin is a word used to describe a man who is so scrawnly attractive that he can turn a straight guy gay or a gay guy extremely horny.
He also makes every male on Earth rethink their sexuality in some way or the other being in a straight way or not.

Soda Poppin in the act of taking a flaccid penis and inserting it into the part of a 2 liter bottle you drink from. Some will fit easily while others will have to be squeezed in. You then make yourself get an erection. As soon as you are erect, you pull the bottle away from your penis, which makes you come instantly because of the intense friction.