Device used to soak up any and all wet spots on the kitchen floor.

To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.

a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet

What is the fucking point in looking up the definition for sock you sad dumbass!!!

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A variant of Docking. When two males make contact with each other’s penis heads. One male must be uncircumcised while the other is not. The male with the extra foreskin, slides his sheath over the circumcised males penis. Creating a sock.

To have sex with no condom. Specifically to lose your virginity without using protection.