When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.

When a man were a black sock and a white sock to show he’s single and really would like to get it on

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.

The resulting pink tube caused by simutaneouly screaming "WHOO", punching your partner in the back of the head and violently pulling out of anal sex.

A turd that is made into a sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.