Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Politically correct way of implying some sort of retardation,

Lights are on but nobody is home.
Not the full bottle.
Sockboy, not the full pair.

SOCK BOY: (Canada's hopefully soon to be FORMER Prime Minister Justin TURDeau leader of the LIEberal party is well known for his sock collection and for being a dumb, arrogant, privileged and entitled piece of human excrement who loves to dress up in skirts, kilts, and wear Brown/Blackface makeup. No one is entirely sure who his dad is, and it is entirely possible he was just conceived when mama masturbated with a jizz covered sock, and this is why SOCKBOY loves socks so much.

Whereas anyone else found guilty of wearing Blackface multiple times would be FORCED to RESIGN from political life, SOCKBOY gets a pass as everyone knows just how dumb he really is. I mean the guy failed his Grade 6 Teacher's Math Test twice and can't answer the most basic of questions without Gerald Butts helping him.

SOCKBOY also has bribed the media with $600 million of taxpayer dollars so they will say nice things about him.

SOCKBOY: (1) Canada's hopefully soon to be FORMER Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

(2) Canada's Federal leader of the LIEberal party who is well known for his sock collection and for wearing Brownface and Blackface makeup on numerous occasions.

(3). A drama queen who has no concept of reality, thinks budgets will balance themselves, and is a lying, corrupt, rich, entitled, spoiled brat.

(4) A fake Feminist, and a self-professed anti-racist who is of course as racist as they come, or who wants to be Black themselves sooooo much that they will dress up in Blackface Makeup, Wigs, and stuff their pants to look like they possess a BBC.