by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019
by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003
Used to soak up a boy's jizz after he masturbated into it. Many boys masturbate with the sock over the penis, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm vagina. Some masturbate and only use the sock right before they are about the ejaculate by inserting the dick in the sock right before orgasm. This is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. Whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have wanks.
Last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my jizz in the dark, I simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing penis and pumped away at it. I came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
Ah dammit I stepped in another wet spot walking through the kitchen. Oh well, at least my sock dried it up.
by pfleeger2010 February 02, 2012
by S.A.C January 22, 2014
1. An evil race of alien masterminds.
2. A item of clothing for the feet.
3. The thing that mothers dread washing.
4. A low budget condom.
2. A item of clothing for the feet.
3. The thing that mothers dread washing.
4. A low budget condom.
1. "The world has been overrun by socks."
2. "These socks are fucking incredible."
3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!"
"No way mum, they stink."
"Well they're only gonna get worse!"
4. "Oh shit, I lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.
2. "These socks are fucking incredible."
3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!"
"No way mum, they stink."
"Well they're only gonna get worse!"
4. "Oh shit, I lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.
by mykitchendoor April 14, 2008
by 2-343 Yrtanfni March 11, 2021