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If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it.
The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.
by No socks January 20, 2018
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If you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action
Chad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”
by AgLet- August 15, 2019
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If you do gay shit it’s doesn’t make you gay if you have socks on but if you do it on a Wednesday then it makes you gay
Tod: hey I just had sex with Jason
John: bro that’s gay
Tod: no it’s not remember the sock rule
John: yeah but it’s Wednesday
Tod: damnit
John: bro that’s gay
Tod: no it’s not remember the sock rule
John: yeah but it’s Wednesday
Tod: damnit
by Randomrugny December 18, 2019
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As the creator of the Sock Rule I am here to inform you the reader that when wearing socks you have immunity from homosexuality. Therefore you may do any ordinarily homo activity but it will cancel out because socks. However if you have one sock on you are only half homo. Watch what you say. Have a great day kings and queens, and always remember to wear your socks.
Sock Rule -To exclude yourself from any homosexual activities
"yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on."
"You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good"
Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual
-Abaka
"yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on."
"You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good"
Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual
-Abaka
by Abakatowski August 03, 2020