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The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.
"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".
by Gil-Dawg July 21, 2008
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.
I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.
by navy_squid June 10, 2008
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n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies
That sockbaby... is a sockbaby Jesus. Sock Savior to the Sock people, and I've come.. TO TAKE IT!

-Davis, alien
by MTSkull February 22, 2004
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Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.
Hey Dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? Do you have a pair without sock babies?
by leilin March 09, 2005
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When you mistakenly leave a sock on the floor overnight, and your dog gets a hold of it, and chews it to pieces. You wake up to a floor covered in sock babies.
Goddammit John, stop leaving your socks on the floor. I'm tired of picking up your sock babies.
by Horseatincorn October 18, 2014
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People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all.
G.K and C.R (initials) are the og sock babies, I want to be just like them.
by Sockbaby2.0 April 03, 2018
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