Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....
*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....
*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*
by Karab okama March 18, 2020
Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.
I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.
by Bendela Effect March 20, 2020
Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.
by zonii April 27, 2020
by comic sans April 13, 2020
The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.
I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

