by catalyst13 aka gretchen11 December 2, 2014
One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.
My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.
My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.
Social Retards!
My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.
Social Retards!
by Pitco January 26, 2010
One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
by Judd1106 January 26, 2007
A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.
It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.
by sheallee March 22, 2009
(semi-offensive term):
a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970 (or so), who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non-family and non ethnic related reasons
b) a person in North America born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970 (or so), who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non-family and non ethnic related reasons
b) a person in North America born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), or if you already fit definition a), you would be considered a social a social retard under definition b).
by Sexydimma December 14, 2014
by szcarlette August 27, 2006
Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.
Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
by internetless October 28, 2015