A person who sells their body and soul to a social media platform in the hopes of likes, favorites, retweets, and shares. Also known as "Social Media Prostitute" or "Social Media Concubine," these lovers of the Twitterverse live inside of the social media realm more than they do inside of reality. The only common cure known to man for this epidemic is growing a pair.
Person 1: "Holy shit did you see what Jason tweeted this morning?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"
Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"
Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"
Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"
Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"
by Eburke136 December 30, 2016
Some who stalks/creeps about on another persons profile on social media groups such as twitter, Facebook, MySpace or if they are in need of psychiatric help even bebo. This person usually leads an uninteresting life with limited friends and struggles with relationships excess the reason they have so much time to creep on unsuspecting victims. They usually know everything that's going on or happening in there town or city especially if it doesn't concern them.
Person 1-"Did you hear Steve the stud went out with that hot chick Stuart used to date?"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"
by Djc2508 November 7, 2013
1. When you delete all your social media accounts.
2. Doing/posting something so cringey online that you basically kill off your internet self.
2. Doing/posting something so cringey online that you basically kill off your internet self.
Person #1: "Omg you won't believe what Becky did last night!! That hoe unfriended me on fb and deleted her insta"
Person #2: "No wayy, did she just commit social media suicide??"
Person #1: "She totes did"
Person #2: "RIPPPP"
Person #2: "No wayy, did she just commit social media suicide??"
Person #1: "She totes did"
Person #2: "RIPPPP"
by suedanem November 21, 2017
Someone who goes around talking shit over social media only to be a wanksta in real life and runs away at first sight of conflict a.k.a S.M.G
by Your scruffiness June 26, 2014
or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.
Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!
by TruthTeller1629 July 14, 2011
1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.
2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
by Social Media Student April 28, 2009
A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.
SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.
Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate
Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!
Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt
If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy
Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate
Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!
Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt
If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy
by thetruthoftheilluminati August 5, 2015